Not only did I have to buy new clothes, I also had to buy new shoes. I spent a LONG time looking at shoes. I went to Macy's and spent probably two hours trying on shoes, and walked away with only two pair of shoes that looked good and were comfortable. They were worth it.
Unfortunately, it's time for me to go shoe shopping again. You know why?
There once was a dog named Autumn.
She liked to eat poop from her bottom.
But if she could choose, she'd rather eat shoes,
And direct from my shoe rack, she's got'em.
She liked to eat poop from her bottom.
But if she could choose, she'd rather eat shoes,
And direct from my shoe rack, she's got'em.
Before Autumn
After Autumn
Before Autumn
After Autumn
Before Autumn
After Autumn
Um, sorry to laugh at your shoes' misfortune, but that is hilarious.
ReplyDeleteIt's a good thing she's such a sweet dog. She's received the death penalty on several occasions, but the sentence always gets commuted to life every time she looks at me with that one eye.
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